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"Because monkeys can get lung cancer, too!"
NEWS  Friday, January 28, 2000 Last update--EVER!!This site is now officially dead. I now have a new site at www.smokingmonkey.net. I learned a lot from this page, and you can see that by looking at my new one. If anyone still want to write, go to The Daily Truth. Its a great parody news site that needs some funny people. Well, thanks for all the hits, and have fun!! Monday, November 29, 1999 RPGers, REJOICE!!Agetec, creater of RPG Maker, recently annouced that they will bring RPG Maker to the U.S. next summer. The game will come to the playstation. I am not aware of a pc port at this time.Help!The new site design is coming along good, but I need a new picture of a monkey. If anyone knows of a site that has a cool looking monkey that can help me draw my own, the please email me. Thanks alot.Friday, November 26, 1999 Sorry Excuse for an UpdateI am totally redesigning this page from the ground up and leaving tripod. I registered www.smokingmonkey.net and my new page will be there once it's done. I'm only at the beginnig of the redesign though, so it will be a while still. Now I have to fumble with the graphics and find the clip art I got the monkey from...*sigh*.Tuesday, November 23, 1999
That's right, now at Radioactive Cows Limited, you can find the beginning of an internet revolution. This page has inspired me to create a better page, and someone else will be inspired to create a still better page. This friendly competition will end the internet as we know it and start a whole new...internet...yeah. Well, around Christmas, my this page will be lookin' good. I promise.
"We need all the help we can get," says Kathy Paterson, head of the organization, "When I first saw the situation young Brett was in, I almost cried." This isn't the first time Saint Charles has bonded together to promote better living. Last year a group of elderly citizens formed Spencer's Dentures, a group dedicated to buying their pal Spencer Fieldman new dentures. When Tom Marlin, a blind citizen, was found wondering stickless around an art gallery, the Give a Blind Man a Stick Foundation was formed. Now, blind men everywhere have sticks.
Yes, the girl has been spotted in recent commercials, speaking about her job at home. She's in charge of making the Welch's grapejuice. But now, she's not as young and cute as some of you may remember. I know I don't want any grapejuice now.
Sunday, November 7, 1999
Well, I fixed the main page for Netscape by putting the headlines inside of tables. It probably slows the page down and is more work than needed, but oh well. In the next few days I will fix the rest of the pages.
Thanks alot for visiting my page, but I wasn't expecting anyone and my page isn't exactly ready. I was fixing a few things and if you are using Netscape, this page looks bad. Lets make a deal: If you memorize my web address, I will have the page looking great as soon as possible. http://gthyb.tripod.com. Thanks alot!! Monday, November 1, 1999
RAINEY, MA--David Stanley, a local man was looking for a good movie Saturday night accidentally stumbled onto Twin Dragons starring Jackie Chan. "I was just looking for something to watch after a working Saturday," Stanley said. "It was in the new releases." Stanley watched almost half of the 1994 dubbed movie until he couldn't take it anymore. Stanley reported the plot to be "bad" and the action was "lame". Later that night Stanley returned the tape to Blockbuster. "I didn't want that thing in my house," said Stanley, "They can rewind their own damn tape!" Stanley ended up spending the night watching a rerun of Laverne and Shirley Tuesday, October 5, 1999
Well, my music page is updated, so you five people out there that check out my page, make sure you click click click!  Saturday, October 2, 1999
My main ISP is making changes and isn't working right now, so I won't be updating for a while. Look forward to a FFVIII review, FFVIII cheats, and The Matrix review (I know, its late). Monday, September 27, 1999
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Three people in New York were killed by a virus new to the Western Hemisphere, say health officials Monday. The virus was apparently on a sightseeing tour of New York City when three residents ran into the non-English speaking virus on the streets of New York. Mayor Rudolph Giuliani put on a scared face in hopes to stun the virus, but all attempts failed. The New York City Health Department said to be on the lookout for any suspicious looking virus and once again remind New Yorkers to wear pants in order to prevent mosquito bites, which can carry our little friends. Smoking Monkey Webzine attempted to contact the virus’ lawyers, but no statement has been made.